Library Park

On the shores of Clear Lake in Lakeport in Lake County is Library Park. Its rails and poles frame the stature of Mt. Konocti. Those in the know claim the no-longer-active volcano is hollow inside and inhabited by little people (perhaps cousins to the Lemurians inside Mt. Shasta) who give out vibes to all with proper antennas. Meanwhile limnologists at the University of California, Davis, occupied the Carnegie Library for many years and submitted their lacustrian findings to all the proper journals.

Keller-Williams Realty

In the window it says Keller-Williams Realty. On the marquee it says Team Lake County Real Estate Sales. This is in the town of Lakeport in Lake County in California. What is interesting about the place, what separates it from a typical real estate office, is its pitch. Not the sales pitch, but the pitch to convert you from your inauthentic present line of work to real estate agency-- it's a strike right down the heart of the religious plate.

Vacation Church

High on a hill overlooking the town of Lakeport in California's Lake County is a yellow building.
A woman came out and said, "I thought you were giving me a ticket."
"No, I am writing in my journal. I came to see what kind of church this is, and it is not."
"I know the man who owns it. He is now renting it out as a vacation rental. There is a huge space inside."
"I take it his name is not Jesus."